Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2014

Oh, nuts!

Can’t…stop…laughing!

I never thought I’d live to see the day that I’d feel sorry for the crocs!

Stephan’s wife, take back Stephan… PLEASE! His cartoon animals can’t take it!

It’s so ugly even the crocs won’t eat it.

Maybe the crocs will move and then Zebar will have some peace and quiet.

Zebra really should keep Stephan around. He’s safe as long as the crocs don’t have appetites.

Not the first time. I notice he’s not pastis-white where the sun don’t normally shine.

Me losing cookies, too.

Pastis is not actually fat. Doesn’t mean the Crocs want to see his dangly bits.

The return of the Crocs ! Today should be a good day !

Croc repellent.

I can’t stop laughing! Not a normal laugh…a real belly-laugh. Kind of like a Pastis belly-laugh. OMG this guy is too funny.

Not Safe For Work!

(now I have to go urp.)

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Well, now we know the croc’s aren’t werewolves… They didn’t change with a full moon.

So frelling funny

I think Zeeba Neighba and the Crocs need to cleanse their eyes in acid.

Oh, no! Cartoon-Boy, naked, right before our very eyes! Oh, pity the Crocs! Oh, pity Zeeba Neighba! Oh, pity us! Oh, oh, oh!

PETA might get all over this strip if the Crocs end up harmed at all from looking at a naked Stephan..

You have to be able to laugh at yourself; otherwise, it’s gonna hurt when other people do.

I just took myself off the wagon, didn’t like that sober…!

One sort of wonders how to deal with a sun burnt butt.

You’ll lose a lot more than your cookies buddy!

Steph should take up “reverse streaking”. That’s where you run through a nudist colony while fully clothed!

snorted coffee all over my keyboard! :D

AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!! My eyes, my eyes, I’m blind!cruel, & unusual punishment, but I’m still ROFL!

OMG my sides hurt from laughing so much!!!!

“Is Pastis that fat in real life?”If you want to see images of Stephan Pastis, go to Google.com, click on “Images” in the upper r. h. corner (or wherever it is), put Stephan Pastis in the search line (or whatever you call it), and click on it.

pastis – he no be fat. if heem fat, crockydile eet heem.

Once again I question myself. Why do I read this strip??

I stopped by this cartoon today to see what the subject matter is. I wish I hadn’t. I stopped reading this cartoon some time back because it made so little sense. Unfortunately it hasn’t changed.

“He ees Water Buffalo? We Keel heem?”“No, he ees Pastis.”“You right, he ees pastey.”“No, he ees creator.”“Creator, you keedeeng? Look heem butt!”“You right, he ees Water Buffalo.”

At least he’s wearing a hat, that has to count for something. Not much, but something.

@bobnterrri-Why?? For the same reason people climb Mt. Everest..because it is there!

http://m.pressdemocrat.com/articles/130428-30e6e8ec66.html

I’ve just managed to stop shuddering long enough to write this comment…

xxx

Zeeba has invented Crockydile repellant!

Love you Stephan Pastis!!!!!

Stephan……this may just be your best one (or is it two?) ever!!

Funny. Poor crocs.

Oh Boy!

Gives new meaning to comic strip. (And HOW did today’s strip get past the censors?)

LOL and Puke at the same time!! Reminds me of Frank Drebin in Naked Gun…

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahaguffawguffaw – absolutely the best yet – when the croc are about to loose cookies you know it’s hard on the eyeballs!!!

Selling brain bleach! One bottle for $5! Get your brain bleach here!

Must…bleach…eyeballs!

GAAAAH!! MY EYES!