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Rat: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: Playing with my Viking action figurines. They're about to battle. Rat: Oooh.... Viking combat... I like that... what do they use? Spears? Swords? Battle axes? Pig: Q-tips. At worst, they'll get clean ears.
Ida No over 10 years ago
How about flame throwers? (lighter fluid and lit matches)Vikings loved flame throwers.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
That sounds more horrible than Hagar.
knight1192a over 10 years ago
What do they use them as, pugil sticks?
KZ71 over 10 years ago
More like punctured eardrums, if my past history with Q-tips is repeatable.
jreckard over 10 years ago
Eric the Well Bred
Ragtop Man over 10 years ago
Vikings actually had ornate silver ear spoons to clean their ears. Only slightly more dangerous than Q-tips.
Peg Premium Member over 10 years ago
Please, more Viking action figures story lines! I’ve missed them.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
never never put anything smaller than your elbow in you ears. or you may go blind!
sarah413 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Dark Helmet? Spaceballs?
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Ragnar Lothbroke would be confused…
Saddenedby Premium Member over 10 years ago
speechless – or is that Q-less? must have been a hard weekend pastis :)
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
*Hair spray works, too.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
They may be Scandinavian warriors, but those “weapons” make them look like the American Gladiators.
lmonteros over 10 years ago
Did you know that the big crowd scene for the race in StarWars Ep. 1 was Q-tips? Yessiree. Saved tons of money, and who could tell the difference?
Number Three over 10 years ago
Awwww!
xxx
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
For violence, sex, intrigue, betrayal, revenge, more violence, and other good stuff, I highly recommend the History Channel’s show “Vikings”.
But I was amazed to learn that Ragnar Lothbroke may be historical! If Wiki is to be believed, his existence is questionable but his children (even Ivar the Boneless) are historically attested to, despite some dubious timelines. Unfortunately, this fact may have ruined next season for me. (Oops. SPOILER ALERT!)
Kali39 over 10 years ago
So who lost on Jeopardy (besides Weird Al, of course)?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
And maybe later those Vikings can clean Rat’s clock?!?
tannerlovespearls over 10 years ago
One would think that Rat would be a lot more angry than he is.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Yay! These guys are back.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
I suppose the Viking action figures would indeed use Q-Tips as if pugil sticks. Can I play, too, Pig? Let the combat begin!