Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 03, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: What did you dream of when you were a kid, neighbor Bob? You know, before you grew up and had a family. Neighbor Bob (Bob): Oh, flying to the moon, winning the world series, becoming President of The United States. Pig: What do you dream of now? Bob: Going to the bathroom in peace. Pig: What a beautiful dream. Bob: Just ten quiet minutes to do my business.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
This is why so many Neighbor Bobs come to unfortunate ends in this comic; they choose to.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
There must be a Neighbor Teenage Daughter.
danfromfreddybeach almost 10 years ago
Ain’t that the truth Neighbour Bob (I have three teenage daughters).
juicebruce almost 10 years ago
Hey the whole world is a bathroom……………….for dogs !
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Poor Neighbor Bob. If he’s not being killed literally, he’s being killed metaphorically. If he has a family, he needs a private bathroom, separate from “their’s”!
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Just another reason to not have children……….or wait until after the successful goals met first.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
I feel sorry for the trees in the golf course by my house, they get watered by every player, needed or not.
jessegooddoggy almost 10 years ago
I knew the crocs were too good to be true.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I’m sure there are exceptions, but it seems to me that women will take the phone into the bathroom to continue a conversation. Men won’t.
unca jim almost 10 years ago
I tote the phone to the bathroom to insure it doesn’t ring.So far, so good.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 10 years ago
abe vigoda ie Fish – best part of the whole show!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Many of us share that dream.
xxx
lmonteros almost 10 years ago
Oooh, yes, Neighbor Bob!
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Buy locks for the bathroom door and remember to use them. I’ve always loved having to go to the bathroom and having someone see me go in then a minute or so later have that same person barge in and go “oops, I didn’t know you were still in here.” But then if I accidentally do the same thing to them they want to scream my head off. Which is why I usually remember to lock the bathroom door unless no one else is around.
Logan556 about 9 years ago
Lol