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Rat: I've decided to become an organ donor.
Goat: That's wonderful! What a generous gesture. Why did you decide to do it?
Rat: Because my gigantic brain should live forever.
Goat: They don't take the brain.
Rat: Whoa. So much for helping stupid people.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
At least Rat tried to do something good.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Rat, if you want to help the stupid, go to a self-help seminar.
cdgar over 9 years ago
I’m going to try to get my brain implanted in an 18 year old’s body when I die. About as close as I can get to immortality.
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Folks that think their incredibly smart are often folks who aren’t half as smart as they think.
alviebird over 9 years ago
And there are so many people who could use the help. I see them every day.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
There was a campy horror movie (rather NSFW) called Head of the Family, featuring a looney evil mastermind with a truly huge head. I bet Rat would have relished getting that part! (Even though the bad brain came to a bad end….)
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Rat what about all the brain cells you are killing with the beer ?
yvantheterrible over 9 years ago
Amen
whiteheron over 9 years ago
AMEN !!!!!!
JudyAz over 9 years ago
I thought he was going to give his Wurlitzer to charity
mammamoonbeam over 9 years ago
Can we get back to being funny here? Please? We are not going to solve life’s conundrum . Let’s just have a few laughs and be done with it!
dadoctah over 9 years ago
The ancient Egyptians with their embalming and life after death made a point of saving all the organs in their own separate jars when they turned a dead king into a mummy..Except the brain..They took that out through the nose after slicing it to pieces, then threw it away. They thought its only function was to keep the blood cool.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Momentary weakness on Rat’s part. You can’t help stupid people. They’re too stupid and, if you buy them books, they’ll just chew the covers off and vote Republican anyway. Rat will now go back to the natural order in which stupid people are fun to play with and lucrative to defraud. It’s a blessing that there are so many of them. They earn so little that you have to rip off a whole bunch of them to make anything. .I really don’t see Rat as an organ donor anyway. Not without payment up front.
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
They don’t take infected parts; Rat’s brain especially.
Mentor397 over 9 years ago
I am immortal. Well, until the Quickening, that is.
lmonteros over 9 years ago
Reminds me of Abby Normal. But they do use parts of the brain for tissue donation.
tazz555 over 9 years ago
Ive never seen such a selfish reason to do something selfless
Enguneer Premium Member over 9 years ago
this is why I’m not a donor – because they don’t take the brain, and my gigantic brain and great wisdom should live forever.
Also, they don’t transplant the humility, and I’m very humble.
LeoDaSavage almost 7 years ago
That was the kindest thing that rat did in all of pearls! But seriously, that rat is EVIL!
LOAFY almost 4 years ago
Just don’t donate your liver