Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2016

Wouldn’t you need to have brain before it can explode?

I thought they were called Tudors because they were too fat for just one door.

Better yet, stop before he makes your head explode.

There is another kind of tooting. Just sayin’.

Saved by the Rat.

But, But Admiral Hornblower was wasn’t royalty.

I just want to know if they were sedans or coupes?

Well, at least it wasn’t a fart joke.

It’s amazing how one single letter can change the meaning of a word completely.

Or fatrers

This joke only works if you have the sort of American accent which can’t pronounce the tyoo sound.

Sounds like something one of the Crocs would do :-)

I fell for the whole “Tudor” thing too. (Yes, I’m American.) according to the dictionary, a Tudor is an adjective, meaning related to the British Dynasty.

pull my finger

Tooters like “Breaking Wind” in Frazz today.

Some people just can’t be explained to.

I thought they were called that because they drove Coupes, not Sedans.

They were overthrown by a coupe

I think Pig tooted.

Again. Phart jokes are phunnie.

Seemeth Legit.

Heard this some years ago

A tooter who tooted the flutetried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tutor,is it harder to toot, orto tutor two tooters to toot.

Correction: first line should be “A tutor who tooted the flute”

Love it!xxx

too bad, the british monarchy is a inbred. Not much of difference between the royal family and inbred hillbilly clan.

And the Plantagenets can help you with gardening!

Hornblowers were sea faring experts who took after theirAdmiral father!

Good grief, Cartoon-Boy! Now you’ve got witless Pig making puns, too! Is there no depth to which you will not stoop?

Is the wall made out of bacon?

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?A: If it had four doors it would be a sedan.

@librarian4hireYou’re HIRED!

Three different pronunciations where I live:

Tudors: “Tyoo-duhz”Tutors: “tyoo-tuhz”Tooters: “too-tuhz”

A little further south, people pronounce the r in the second syllable of all three words.