Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 14, 2016
June 13, 2016
June 15, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Selling surplus drones I bought from the pentagon. They're for regular folk. Goat: To do what? Rat: Spy on bad neighbors. Intimidate them. Or, if you just can't see eye-to-eye, level their house. Goat: You're insane! Who wants to use a drone to level their neighbor's house?! Rat: You really underestimate people. Man: I have a coupon for the hellfire missiles.
To start a war, whereupon drone missiles shall rain fire and destruction upon my head from all directions:*Considering that the 2nd Amendment is absolute, and is now being used to curtail the 1st Amendment (which are greater rights), why doesn’t somebody just repeal that 2nd one and enact a different Amendment more realistic for today’s society? (I know, drones hovering overhead already. You guys are fast!)