Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 8 years ago

    And this year’s winner is Elaine the shoplifter from Arkansas .

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    Sherlock Watson  about 8 years ago

    Pig, how about changing to title to Miss Laid, and offering to personally “qualify” the contestants?

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    Bilan  about 8 years ago

    Every contestant would be asked the same question:Are you de meaner one?

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    asianwoof  about 8 years ago

    Three strikes and you’re a winner!

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    Kind&Kinder  about 8 years ago

    Honestly, Stephan, this one got big chortles from me. Thanks.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 8 years ago

    It was sad. All the women who entered the competition slipped out the back way when they found out that Rat was on the panel of judges. Pig thought they’d been kidnapped and called 911. They tried to get him to specify the nature of his emergency… but finally hung up because he kept repeating, “I TOLD you! It’s a big Miss take!”

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    oldpine52  about 8 years ago

    Pastis that pun should be a felony.

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    juicebruce  about 8 years ago

    As she fell-on the floor………………..

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    eddie6192  about 8 years ago

    Today’s strip is a misdemeanor.

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    RWill  about 8 years ago

    No, Rat. The felons are too busy with Election 2016.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 8 years ago

    This comic is a Miss Demeanor (sometimes).

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    mattro65  about 8 years ago

    Is Miss Demeanor 2016 the preliminary to the foxy felon 10-2-20 contest?

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Missy Misdemeanor?

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    Kaputnik  about 8 years ago

    It’s better than that beauty contest they had at Outback, Miss Steak.

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    A. Weiner  about 8 years ago

    Another Miss Fire from Steph.

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    Logical Duck  about 8 years ago

    Some would say that all beauty pageants are miss demeaners.

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    pugmahone12  about 8 years ago

    more crocs. and hurry.

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    mortaur  about 8 years ago

    You must allow transgenders, too. Bulgy Miss Demeanors.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 8 years ago

    chuckle chuckleboil and bubblepastis cooks one up again

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    Claire Jordan  about 8 years ago

    Nah, the shoplifters should be in the Miss Take contest.

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    StarWarsGuy500  about 8 years ago

    If there are any felons I’m sure they’ll steal the show.

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    ars731  about 8 years ago

    The Celebrity version would be must see TV alone

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member about 8 years ago

    One of my most favorite comics !!!! Thanks Pastis !!!!

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    hooglah  about 8 years ago

    You could have one for Obummer….call it Miss Take.

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    Guilty Bystander  about 8 years ago

    A little obvious with the setup, Steph. Saw that one coming in the first panel.

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    zeexenon  about 8 years ago

    And here is Miss Take, the former vampire.

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    To “re-think” this, Goat, one must assume that Pig “thought” in the first place! LMAO at that!(Shut it, Rat. Cartoon-Boy is bad enough without your help.)

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    John W. Vinson Premium Member about 8 years ago

    One of the contestants is the winner of the Central States Beef Council’s contest… Miss Steak.

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    JudyAz  about 8 years ago

    And one contestant from the fertility clinic… Miss Conception

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    Number Three  about 8 years ago

    Sorry, Stephen. This is not one of your best ones.

    xxx

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    knight1192a  about 8 years ago

    Yes Rat, felony’s qualify. And Pig already has the winner lined up. She’s the most felonious person in the nation.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Hands up all those who consulted their Robert Asprin library for inspiration (or was that just a myth?)

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    Phatts  about 8 years ago

    There are a lot of various different beauty contests a young lady can enter, but the one who wins the greatest variety clearly must be Miss Cellany.

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    Phatts  about 8 years ago

    Then there’s the winner who constantly gets herself into minor troubles, Miss Chevious.

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    Phatts  about 8 years ago

    And we can’t forget the one who uses violence to win (she won’t let us!), the Hitter Miss.

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    HowieL  about 8 years ago

    Has anyone seen my realtor – Miss Deed?

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    Lupin III  about 8 years ago

    Or the winner with a taste for everything exciting, Miss Adventure.

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    Lupin III  about 8 years ago

    George W. Bush’s daughter made a surprisingly well showing in the contest – Miss Underestimated!

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    jessie d.  over 6 years ago

    For appearances’ sake , several pastis were supplied at the booking.

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    alantain  about 1 year ago

    How about basing it on knowledge? You could call it Miss Information.

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