Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 26, 2017

Where’s my half cup of flat ginger ale?

Don’t forget the two women talking loudly about things nobody wants to hear.

Where’s the seat lowered all the way back to just 3 inches from your nose?

Now hold that pose… for two hours on the taxiway.

Hummmmmmmmmmmmm……bad trip Mr Pastis ?

And one of them had baked beans for breakfast.

I remember when I enjoyed flying. They’ve turned it into a nightmare.

Where’s the person with the thigh high boots in the TSA line?

Steerage. They call it steerage.

Sorry, your checked baggage didn’t make it.

How’d they manage to get so much leg room?

I like traveling in general. Flying would be a bit more enjoyable if we could roll down the window a little…

The guy on the right should be getting up every other panel to go to the bathroom on the left.

Peanuts? Sorry, but somebody about 20 feet to the left of the edge of the strip has a peanut allergy, so no peanuts for anybody.

been there, done that

Where is the morbidly obese person who flows into your lap???

Thank goodness comics don’t have Smell-o-vision ….I love my noise-cancelling headphones and vodka. Bring it on in little bottles & pour yourself. Just don’t let the FAs see you.

I like it when cartoon babies are drawn with one strand of hair.

xxx

Everybody needs to check out today’s “Frank and Ernest.”

I spent 15 and half hours flying coach from Delhi to JFK non-stop.The highlight of the trip was when I got a serving of Ballantine scotch. That’s a fine blended whisky.

I would rather drive for 3 days than fly for 3 hours. I’m not afraid to fly I just don’t like it.

Pig, you’ll never get an airline job. There are only four of them. Therefore, only four peanuts! Can’t waste money on those two extra peanuts here at Squeeze ’m Gip ’em and Crash ’em Airlines!

thats why you take window seat. it lets you forget about every other horrble thing right next to you