Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2017

“…and put me on a high cholesterol diet.

The doctor prefers smoked ham and bacon?

“Smoke all you want. You’re gonna get hit by a bus.” (Scary Movie 3)

If you believe the doctor, then why pay his bill?

Nothing new about this….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI

Physician …………………. heal thyself.

Good doctor…

…and signed me up as a bacon donor.

Oh, and by the way, all the handbaskets are made in China.

Oh God! Is he saying Trump will be re-elected!

A bottle of vodka would go nicely with those smokes.

Pig (and everyone else on the planet) should try MY brand of smokes…Three Nuns…Nun Yesterday, nun today, nun tomorrow!

Smoke em if you got em, but not in restaurants, bars, & public venues. Best place is school bathrooms.

I love it, over the counter medication.

I know drinking has increased!

Cough! Cough!

Remind me to go to this doctor’s clinic when I have a death wish.

Ever notice how many doctors are overweight?

Smoke all you want and die sooner. Just keep your portable pollution out of my life.

That is what my attorney said when I was working up my living (dying) will, but he said I would get run over by a truck.

What an awesome doctor!

xxx

its just a bit over three years; saying the world is gonna end may be too much. The world can probably hold this time

Oh, no! Pig has problems? (Hey, who’d have thunk that?) Thanks for the cheery prognosis, Doc Pessimism!

I just hope the bacon isn’t spoiled. Hurry up and die, Pig! I’m hungry!

Why does a GP have an eye exam chart on the wall?

Retinoblastoma, diabetic retinopathy, etc.

If that’s true, why bother being a doctor?

2020 in a nutshell

I think he just knew about Covid long before the real doctors realized it existed.