Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 04, 2019

Post comments on PBS every night.

So far, so good for my year.

On the flip side, I spend no time on Facebook and I’m quite fine with it.

At least he tries to set goals he can achieve.

Spend more time commenting on Comics.

Hate myself for it.

Goals achieved!

Pig, you have far so many strangers hating you on social media than you could ever hate yourself for being on social media.

Set the right goals and you’ll be fine.

Hate myself

See a therapist

Receive affirmation of achieving first goal.

Pig play Hockey that way you may Score a goal ! … Croc Power !

At least pig and can react more cathartically than yesterday’s Jenga game.

Facebook, like Amazon, relies on customer obsession. Except with FB, you’re not really the customer, you’re the product.

It’s important to set realistic goals, way to go Pig! <3

2019. The year I discovered how addicting car crash videos on YouTube are. No, I’m not proud of myself.

Last New Year’s, I made the same resolution for the coming (now current) year that I make every year – that I would not make any resolutions in the coming year. So far, I’ve been able to keep it. In fact, it’s looking like this might be the first year I manage to keep that resolution.

A pig needs his priorities.

Check and check!

’Checked Google on an actress beauty last night. She has 1.5 million YouTube followers. How the heck can I compete with that?

I can honestly speak that considering how many people are into political correctness and brand-safe advertising, it’s impressive how many people like this guy’s comics, much less read them.

I just posted this on Facebook!

I get my updates on favorite shows and movies on social media.

Some resolutions are too easy and shouldn’t even count, Pig!

This strip has gotten really depressing lately.

Why do I relate so much to this…. :(