Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2022

The legs are going to be eaten, too.

And you two are skin for shoes.

So, Zebra’s real name is Big Mac?

Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer "We like to talk big. Vampires do. “I’m going to destroy the world.” That’s just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got… dog racing, Manchester United. And you’ve got people, billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs."

More specifically, he’s hamburger with legs that are good enough to keep him away from McLarry’s

Yes! A Croc strip i love these

Zebras are not hamburger meat, Crocs.

Crocs, maybe you can suggest a title for him to read like, “To Serve Zebra-kind”

Well, that was soul shattering!

This reminds me of when Rat opened a fast food stand called McZeeba’s.

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2010/07/03

The Crocs are back!

Zeeba, want some good advice? Never smile at a crocodile!

It’s all a matter of perspective.

“Negative, I am a meat popsicle.” — Corbin Dallas (Bruce Willis), “The Fifth Element”

Bacon cheeseburger

Nothing like the simple truth of Croc Logic ;-) … May the Croc be with you !

Get the book on making crocodile skin handbags.

Crocs and Zeeba Neighba are back!!

Zeebra probably tastes like horse meat. He’d make a better sausage than hamburger.

Zebra says that he is reading a “bunch” of self help books, but he only has one. Also, you can only read one at a time.

My self help books keep telling me that I’m Soylent Green … whatever that means.

Maybe he could be a racing horse.

Not yet he isn’t, and he hasn’t been since the Crocs showed up in 2005.

A strip with Zebra and the Crocs is always better than a strip where the characters bitch about social media or smartphones.

I’ve really got to stop drinking coffee when I’m reading this strip. My laptop can’t take much more.

What’s this!?! An actual honest to god, old fashion funny PBS cartoon with no doom and gloom end of the world social commentary? Do we know if Stephen is ok?

(((((((((( GASP)))))))))

Those damned Crocs have one thing in mind….food….

Me not food…..me gentile and different…

As in Ray Croc?

Crocs and Zeeba, my day is going to be great!!!!!

The crocs need self help. But how do you help anyone too dim to help themselves?

Those crocs are just too stupid. Instead of trying to waste Zebra’s time with a stupid conversation about trying to eat him, or at least try to eat him period, they should go after another zebra, preferably one who is more stupid than our Zebra.

As math books say, some things are “intuitively obvious.”

Cows are hamburgers and steaks with legs and they’re delicious.

Giggling!!

Love to see Zebra and Crocs back! Thank you!!!!

Is it just me or do these Crocs talk with a Cajun accent.

Same old Twist, crocs.

Larry will alway be cool to me. The crocs rule :)

Hooray, boys is back! Chomp, chomp!

Today’s strip is mandatory reading for anyone who needs to be convinced that someone else’s opinion of us absolutely does not define who we are.

The crocs speak in the same language as Moe from Calvin and Hobbes.

I like de crocs. Dey my favrit.

Loving me some Zeeba and Crocs

Tasty, but what about the legs?

Croc logic. Impeccable, but frightening. Such bad grammar!

Self-help Rule #1: it is always helpful to see things from a different perspective!

Most herbivores are just devices to convert grass into meat for the carnivores.

Hamburger meat with legs: I needed that laugh!