Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 07, 2024

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    BasilBruce  about 6 hours ago

    It’s better than the time Pig thought we could hula our way out.

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    sirbadger  about 6 hours ago

    If I was dictator of the world, I could fix democracy.

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    GeorgeInAZ  about 6 hours ago

    Pig is Harris!

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    syzygy47  about 6 hours ago

    L’il Donny’s BFFs with a bunch of world leaders who want to hug us with nuclear arms

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    Keno21  about 6 hours ago

    ‘Trump hysteria’ has become a medically recognized mental illness. ^%#&ing ENOUGH already!

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    lavender headgear  about 6 hours ago

    Pig gets called to Human Resources for a little chat.

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    orinoco womble  about 5 hours ago

    I remember all the media articles in the 70s talking about how Americans suffered from “skin hunger” because we didn’t hug or touch each other enough. Hugging became fashionable. Fast forward 30 years and a Spanish couple I know who were going to work as elementary teachers for a year in the US were told repeatedly that they could only tap students on the shoulder. All other physical contact was open to litigation and therefore forbidden. Even grabbing their arm to keep them from falling etc was suspect.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    He’s doing something at least. Good for him.

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    smartty cat  about 3 hours ago

    Kick in the shins is the GOP mantra.

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    drneil Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    It’s a start…

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    Croc Holliday  about 3 hours ago

    No touchy!

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    iggyman  about 3 hours ago

    If only that would work, Pig!

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    juicebruce  about 2 hours ago

    Pig Hugs VS Hammy Hugs … You be the Judge ;-)

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    John Smith  about 1 hour ago

    Just might work. “Ok ladies, the line starts here and clothing is prohibited.”

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    happyinvenice23  about 1 hour ago

    Live free, vote H

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    Gent  14 minutes ago

    You sure you is wants a bear hug Pig?

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    Geophyzz  10 minutes ago

    Hugs would help; but in most cases people would start swinging if they got that close. Welcoming folks outside our church yesterday, I witnessed a pointless dispute. Two drivers met on a narrow street, one in the middle of the road, blocking it completely. They came to a stop almost bumper to bumper, so manoeuvring was impossible. After several minutes staring at each other, lady A got out and walked to the other car, explaining that she was only about 20 feet from her driveway, so that lady B would only have to back up a single car length to resolve the dispute. Several more minutes passed before we (a crowd had gathered by this time, even though the choir was starting) finally saw the back-up lights on lady B’s car. After another minute or two of stop-and-go, lady B managed to reverse that 20 feet.

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