Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2024

I would have expected Rat to have power there in the top three.

No sex?

That is one wise a$$! (But his name is banned hence the $)

Some people see forgiveness as a virtue, but I don’t see it that way. You can’t forgive and press charges simultaneously, but some people play silly word games and say that you can.

After much soul-searching we find out that Rat has no soul.

Money helps a whole lot

Love is the answer! (But what was the question?)

Wasn’t “Money, Money, Money” a song from Caberet?

Great, now I have the ABBA song stuck in my head.

Life rule #1: Pay attention.

“Money, money, money, mo-ney”, is the repeating chorus to the O-Jays hit, ‘For the Love of Money’.

Pink Floyd … “Money” … Playing in the background ;-)

Not quite what you thought, eh Rat?!

How does Rat not include beer??

#1, though, is love God with all you’ve got. Otherwise, he nailed it.

1) Beer.

2) Cheese

3) Money to buy beer and cheese.

Jai Wiseass Deva.

I’m surprised he didn’t put beer on there at least once.

“Gold and silver aren’t all there is. There’s platinum, too.”