Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 30, 2013
March 29, 2013
March 31, 2013
Transcript:
Unicorn: Marigold, your friendship with this human has affected us in the following ways. IT IS ICKY! It is icky. Marigold: You should have worked harder on your list. Unicorn: In hindsight, yes.
Humans are naked, lacking a fine velvety hide. Humans are hornless and completely without magic and to the sensitive nose of a unicorn they must have an awful stench. A proper unicorn could not possibly want to associate with such a creature. The very thought of it is too revolting to be tolerated. Just as humans are revolted by the thought of two individuals of the same sex …
…actually, i’m looking for “Lord Splendid Humility” to the rescue! I’ll bet he shows up in a bush somewhere to defend Marigold and Phoebe – being so humble an’ all…
luducks almost 12 years ago
This is a valid and serious (ahem) point.
Christopher Shea almost 12 years ago
… oddly, this is the same argument that was recently advanced before the Supreme Court on a certain issue.
CP Justy almost 12 years ago
I sense an uplifting speech defending the friendship. Not sure if it’ll be from Phoebe or Marigold.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Yes, humans are “icky”.Friendship is not.
neatslob Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I get the impression Marigold is a young unicorn (relatively speaking).
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
Humans are naked, lacking a fine velvety hide. Humans are hornless and completely without magic and to the sensitive nose of a unicorn they must have an awful stench. A proper unicorn could not possibly want to associate with such a creature. The very thought of it is too revolting to be tolerated. Just as humans are revolted by the thought of two individuals of the same sex …
Bob. almost 12 years ago
I wonder if they make unicorn burgers
Neo Stryder almost 12 years ago
Just look for a blacksmith and problem solved.
jadoo823 almost 12 years ago
…actually, i’m looking for “Lord Splendid Humility” to the rescue! I’ll bet he shows up in a bush somewhere to defend Marigold and Phoebe – being so humble an’ all…
JanLC almost 12 years ago
Bigotry isn’t pretty or funny, no matter where you find it.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
: )
celeconecca almost 12 years ago
so -everyone else was able to see strips between the ice cream cone and now?
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
This is trouble.
kaykeyser almost 12 years ago
Same can be said about a lot of relationships between different species.