Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 01, 2014

Magical, sparkly unicorn boogers.

If Phoebe read more comics, she’d know “don’t read this, just sign it” never works. And the Shield Of Boringness makes unicorn boogers indistinguishable from horse mucus, but don’t tell Marigold.

Now Phoebe is trying to be the female opposite of Calvin.

Thus proving her alleged mental illness.

I never thought I’d live to see the day when I would see “unicorn boogers” in print.

Unicorn Boogers = They’re magically delicious!

Were you trying to make her a joke for April’s fool?.

Snot funny.

Even Unicorn boogers are pretty.

Why did the tissue dance? It had a little boogie.

Nice try Phoebe.

There’s something on Stack Overflow this morning that looks like it was contrived by Marigold and Pheobe’s dad.

They cure asthma..p.s. ?Is that the King’s Quest logo on Dad’s shirt?

I cannot find any such logo used in connection with “King’s Quest”, either the original game or the whole series, though it does look vaguely familiar.

Man, teachers are just natural born buzz kills!

How did Phoebe get these unicorn boogers? Did she pick them herself? I thought the saying goes, “You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”

The best part is how amused he looks.