Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 24, 2022

Expecting to see something genuinely glorious?

Nah, this comic only has the budget to do that on Sundays.

How about lights that say, “Unicorn crossing”?

I would hate to see Marigold gallop alongside a rescue vehicle that’s rushing to an emergency.

You really have to get out more often Marigold!

The trouble with those lights is that they get fixated on a single activity and are awfully boring.

They are indeed.

Unicorn sighting in today’s “Dark Side of the Horse”.

Baby steps

Are there unicorns in Las Vegas?

I guess the city’s recent upgrading of the crosswalk lights was money well spent then.

Ah, the good ol’ adage of “if you can’t beat em, join em.”

Marigold doesn’t walk. She trots.

“And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that Marigold’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”

She’s never seen traffic signals before?