Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 12, 2023

I’d hardly call it a lullaby.

Since Jane Krakowski is Dana’s headcanon voice for Marigold, imagine her singing this.

Whose word should we take for it?

1. But some would say that a Unicorn singing is magic.:-D

2. Also got me this for several lunches: https://www.deviantart.com/antiyonder/art/Unicorni-and-Cheese-962066379

Think Marigold would find it flattering or being Unicornsploitation?

Have to do better than that.

Ahhh the nightcall of Marigold.

I can hear a bunch of the neighborhood dogs joining in her chorus.

Soothing, IF you are a Unicorn!

Phoebe, you should be glad Marigold is not a donkey!

Sometimes, you hear a dog barking at night. In this case, it’s a unicorn neighing.

Works for me! Goodnight, y’all.

*Neigh*bours, everybody needs good *NEEIIIIGH*bours…

Well now that you’ve said it’s soothing, she’ll fall asleep in no time.

TRANSLATION: “Sparkle, gliter, unicorn, make sure everybody knows you that you do have a horn!” (Using the Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star melody and the syllables provided by Marigold.)

Different species have different musical tastes.

Unicorns are based off of goats not horses.

and to think dogs barking and cats meowing so late at night was annoying

At least it wasn’t a goblin lullaby.

To other unicorns, yes.