Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 07, 2023

And judging by the structure most arcs in this strip follow, so will we.

How dare school gets in the way of Phoebe’s comedy!

Phoebe’s freckles are adorable!

When I try to use self-deprecating humor, all I get are sad, serious looks and comments like, “You shouldn’t say things like that about yourself.”

Phoebe in panel 3, hilarious!

I’ve seen worse standup. Much worse standup.

So those are actually dots on her face instead of freckles.

(snort) Reminds me of my stand-up days. Other than the discouraging lack of boos… Those..terrible…boos…

Phoebe has gone cross-eyed.

Panel three is profile picture material.

But I think spider hooves and face dots are things that make humans charming! In our own way, of course.

But her spots are so pretty! (What can I say, I like freckles.)

isnt it summer vacation already?