Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 22, 2023

It’d be hilarious if this were animated and Kevin had the most boring and mundane voice you could imagine.

Hopefully the phone works after being dunked in soup.

Reminds me of when I traveled back to prehistoric times and ate some primordial soup.

Tentacles: classic unspeakable horrors.

I really want to see more of kevin the unspeakable horror. Epseically since Mari needs to get back out there. Who wouldn’t want to date an unspeakable horror?

The unspeakable horror speaks.

Ok I did not see that coming

We must never speak of this.

Oh good, unspeakable chicken with wild rice soup would have been bad for the phone, unspeakably bad.

Kevin: “UNSPEAKABLE tomato.”

Phoebe: “But…you just spoke of it?”

Kevin: “…………………………………oops………”

Very funny strip today!

“How’s the unspeakable soup?” “Meh. Nothing to speak of.”

blood soup?

I thought that the gag would be that the “seems like tomato” would be suggested to be blood. However, it’s just “unspeakable” tomato.

“You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to.”

If Phoebe and Marigold make a new friend… well, it wouldn’t be surprising, really.

“Unspeakable” always seems to involve tentacles and $20 words like “rugose”, “ululating” and “gibber”.

For an Unspeakable Horror Kevin sure does talk a lot!

This may be the best Phoebe ever. I wish I could like it more than once.

To-mah-to or Tom-ah-to? ask Kevin!

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Perhaps it is a sqid (sic). http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3400/fc03312.htm

It would have made more sense if Kevin was under the impression that Phoebe and Marigold were the unspeakable horrors.

Isn’t that the same arcane portal/dimension that Phoebe’s evil twin exists in?

thanks Kevin… sorry about your unspeakable soup.

Could it be that this is an unspeakable strip in an unspeakable storyline?

Alright! Thanks, new best friend Kevin! Marigold? Nice knowin’ you.

This was not the wrap up I was expecting this arc. I figured Marigold was overhyping the unspeakableness

Thanks, Kevin. Everyone say “Thank you” to Kevin. We don’t want to be unspeakably rude to the unspeakable Kevin.

What a nice and polite unspeakable horror.

It could be worse, Phoebe. It could have landed in Kevin’s toilet.

What would make a tomato soup “unspeakable”. Maple syrup? Anchovies?

Kevin Cthulhu?

“Call me Kevin. I realize ‘Cthulhu’ is too hard for humans (and unicorns) to pronounce.”

No one has mentioned Oscar Wilde’s famous description of foxhunting as “The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable”.

Here we have an unspeakable horror who is eating an unspeakable – but obviously not uneatable – tomato soup.

Time to visit Kevin

We have yet to see a true villain in this comic. Not that I’m complaining.

Unspeakable thanks, Kevin.

What a nice, friendly and well mannered unspeakable horror!

https://www.gocomics.com/swan-eaters/2019/11/20 That ‘tentacle’ could just be the tail, just sayin’.

Did Marigold just open a portal and gate-in a demon from the abyss?

Thus spoke the Unspeakable…

Hail, Kevin!

Get it right it’s UNSPEAKABLE TOMATO soup.

thanks, Kevin

A joking Lovecraft dimension.

I dunno, seems to be full of speakable and even nameable things, and at least one speaking horror — might not be such a bad place to visit. Do they have unspeakable toasted cheese sandwiches to go with the unspeakable tomato soup? Also…. KEVIN?

which is worse unspeakable or unrepeatable?