Pixies have certainly proved popular. They started out as figures of Cornish folklore – a local myth – but have spread across Britain and around the world.
Marigold: “Welcome to Top Unimojo, and here are the Top 5 reasons that Marigold Heavenly Nostrils is the best spokesunicorn in the world! Starting at—”
Pixies: “That sounds enthralling, but nobody asked. Go home.”
codycab 6 months ago
Someone tell Marigold what happens when you assume.
iggyman 6 months ago
Marigold the bloviator, who would would have thought that?!
Opus the Poet 6 months ago
The pixie’s picket sign is amusing.
Calvinist1966 6 months ago
Pixies have certainly proved popular. They started out as figures of Cornish folklore – a local myth – but have spread across Britain and around the world.
French Persons Premium Member 6 months ago
The pixies are not happy…
SKJAM! Premium Member 6 months ago
Toastmasters reminder—the podium is what you stand on, the lectern is where you put your notes.
Darwinskeeper 6 months ago
So does Marigold keep her portable podium (presumably with lectern) in hammerspace? It seems like unicorns should have access to hammerspace.
Decepticomic 6 months ago
That pixie sure is working that sign.
Joseph comicinthestrip 6 months ago
Marigold: “Welcome to Top Unimojo, and here are the Top 5 reasons that Marigold Heavenly Nostrils is the best spokesunicorn in the world! Starting at—”
Pixies: “That sounds enthralling, but nobody asked. Go home.”
[Unnamed Reader - bddb15] 6 months ago
What could she possibly say that would alienate pixies?
RussellCastine 6 months ago
Marigold and her sparkly soapbox.
eldeecee 6 months ago
Back in my day, we called it a transportable stalwart soapbox.
mistie710 6 months ago
Men, Pixies, Unicorns, lend me your ears. I come not to praise Marigold but to stuff her with artisanal hay (perhaps that will keep her quiet!)