Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 28, 2024

We humans get that a lot.

I was standing in line at the grocery store checkout.

The person behind me said, “Hi. Have you moved over here?”

I said, “Who do think I am?”

Apparently, she knew one of the 8,020 people who are just like me.

I require my friends to maintain at least a minimum amount of weirdity. Of course I reciprocate.

Phoebe the Human and Lord Splendid the Unicorn.

A copyright friendly way to do Adventure Time?:-D

I have heard everyone has a doppelgänger somewhere!

Phoebe’s opinions are honest, even if they aren’t diplomatic.

Person?

Weird, weird!

Look who’s talking about being weird!

Well she’s not “Phoebe the Liar”.

Cruel, but totally correct.

Think about it, Phoebe. Over in that other bush is a unicorn who’s sitting in a bush just to be a body double for an excessively-humble unicorn. That’s even more weird!

I would love to see an arc where LSH gets a true dose of humility, and realizes that he’s actually a narcissistic example for all of unicornkind.

Everyone is unique in some way, so this suggests that true humility is impossible.

Just tagged him with another unique title.

How unhumbling.