Actually, what he would really like is some help to get up off the floor.
Let’s have a competition?
That’s about my sit-up limit.
The joke: How do you make a man do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes. Don’t flame on me! I didn’t write it! :D
Help, I sat on the floor, and forgot to plan for how I’m going to get up.
Actually as far as I remember, situps just strengthen belly, not eliminating the fat.
I need to do one of those sit-ups too!
One step at a time, Earl! You got this!
Call Life Alert: “Help! I’ve gotten down on the floor and I can’t sit up!”
That’s just too much bologna.
OH GOOD GRIEF…… how ’bout a KNUCKLE sandwich.?
Needs Opal to pin those legs of his down. (Or better yet: Just pin HIM !)
Yeah, she’ll grab you a sausage McMuffin sandwich
LOL
You’ll have to get yourself up off the floor to earn a sandwich.
Achieving unity with the floor.
I never get down any longer without seriously considering how I can get back up
Attaboy Earl……….never give up!
One’ll do. Don’t wanna overdo it. ;)
ah…so this is what they mean by “baby steps”?
Looks like she needs to lose some weight too.
When you get down on the floor, make sure you have a good solid plan in place for getting back up.
What do you expect from the Earl of Sandwich?
I read that after a certain age people should lie down on the floor and get up again 3 times daily – preferably without using hands to get back up. I don’t remember the age, but it must be before the person can’t do it anymore.
Wilde Bill 30 days ago
Actually, what he would really like is some help to get up off the floor.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 30 days ago
Let’s have a competition?
a sage 30 days ago
That’s about my sit-up limit.
amethyst52 Premium Member 30 days ago
The joke: How do you make a man do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes. Don’t flame on me! I didn’t write it! :D
j_m_kuehl 30 days ago
Help, I sat on the floor, and forgot to plan for how I’m going to get up.
akiprev04 30 days ago
Actually as far as I remember, situps just strengthen belly, not eliminating the fat.
The Reader Premium Member 30 days ago
I need to do one of those sit-ups too!
JohnTheFoole 30 days ago
One step at a time, Earl! You got this!
Doug K 30 days ago
Call Life Alert: “Help! I’ve gotten down on the floor and I can’t sit up!”
zeexenon 30 days ago
That’s just too much bologna.
ANIMAL 30 days ago
OH GOOD GRIEF…… how ’bout a KNUCKLE sandwich.?
markkahler52 30 days ago
Needs Opal to pin those legs of his down. (Or better yet: Just pin HIM !)
Zen-of-Zinfandel 30 days ago
Yeah, she’ll grab you a sausage McMuffin sandwich
bloodykate 30 days ago
LOL
brick10 30 days ago
You’ll have to get yourself up off the floor to earn a sandwich.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 30 days ago
Achieving unity with the floor.
KEA 30 days ago
I never get down any longer without seriously considering how I can get back up
MuddyUSA Premium Member 30 days ago
Attaboy Earl……….never give up!
razzledazzle295 30 days ago
One’ll do. Don’t wanna overdo it. ;)
wildlandwaters 29 days ago
ah…so this is what they mean by “baby steps”?
cracker65 29 days ago
Looks like she needs to lose some weight too.
Martin 78 29 days ago
When you get down on the floor, make sure you have a good solid plan in place for getting back up.
walstib Premium Member 29 days ago
What do you expect from the Earl of Sandwich?
Moonkey Premium Member 29 days ago
I read that after a certain age people should lie down on the floor and get up again 3 times daily – preferably without using hands to get back up. I don’t remember the age, but it must be before the person can’t do it anymore.