Imdaboss less than a minute agoI strip the linen from the bed … wash it … dry it … put it back on the bed. I don’t worry about folding the fitted sheet.
I fold mine with no trouble at all. I also know how to make the bed because fifty years ago this summer I was one of two male candystripers in a class of about twenty, and it’s one of the things they spent a lot of time training us on.
Including how to make the bed without having the patient get out of it. The training also taught us how to put a fresh pillowcase on a pillow without holding it under our chin. And to fold square corners, because they didn’t have fitted sheets.
I usually wash and dry my fitted sheet, then put it back on the bed. But if I do need to fold one, I don’t find it difficult at all. I even know how to make hospital corners using a flat sheet for the bottom sheet, although I don’t do that. I use fitted sheets.
I have two techniques. One’s almost easy and you can do it standing by the bed. The other involves duck tape and driving over it with your car. No “sproing” effect… but a LOT more work.
I launder all the towels and sheets in our house. I like them a certain way because when finished I feel like I’ve accomplished something. I realize how the law of diminishing returns is playing a larger role in my 75 years, but I take good feelings where I can.
It’s really simple: Find a corner and put it over one hand. Move along the edge until you find the next corner. Match it to the first corner: inside to inside, outside to outside. Once all four corners are stacked, shake it out and fold.
I don’t even TRY to fold them. I just ball them up, literally, and put them on the shelf. The saying “That shirt looks like you slept in it”, is true. Your going to sleep on them and wrinkle them up, so why bother folding them nice? Plus, when you pull them tight, most of the wrinkles disappear.
Our headboard has two cubbies with sliding doors. They are perfectly sized to hold sheets. The folded flat ones & pillow cases go in one cubby. The balled-up fitted sheet goes in the other.
Stuff the fitted sheets into their drawer a few times, and having failed appreciating your mate’s folding preferences, you will receive either acceptance or a beatdown…it’s your call.
I have a dirty laundry basket and a clean/dryer basket; after that rotten sheet is washed/dried, I keep it in the bottom of the dryer basket til the next sheet day. Ergo, no more frustration of the non-foldable sheet!
If it isn’t going right back on the bed after being washed and dried, then I fold it into something resembling a rectangle without too much excess sticking out. Life’s too short!
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 months ago
I fold them somehow, not pretty but it works!
imdaboss about 2 months ago
Imdaboss less than a minute agoI strip the linen from the bed … wash it … dry it … put it back on the bed. I don’t worry about folding the fitted sheet.
daDoctah1 about 2 months ago
I fold mine with no trouble at all. I also know how to make the bed because fifty years ago this summer I was one of two male candystripers in a class of about twenty, and it’s one of the things they spent a lot of time training us on.
Including how to make the bed without having the patient get out of it. The training also taught us how to put a fresh pillowcase on a pillow without holding it under our chin. And to fold square corners, because they didn’t have fitted sheets.
thevideostoreguy about 2 months ago
Threatening sheets is a sign of early-onset senility, Earl….
Macushlalondra about 2 months ago
There are YouTube videos that teach you how to fold a fitted sheet and it really does work.
laughingkitty about 2 months ago
I usually wash and dry my fitted sheet, then put it back on the bed. But if I do need to fold one, I don’t find it difficult at all. I even know how to make hospital corners using a flat sheet for the bottom sheet, although I don’t do that. I use fitted sheets.
Concretionist about 2 months ago
I have two techniques. One’s almost easy and you can do it standing by the bed. The other involves duck tape and driving over it with your car. No “sproing” effect… but a LOT more work.
ꜝ about 2 months ago
why wash em?
just gonna get dirty again
a sage about 2 months ago
I once saw an internet video on how to fold them. I need to see it again.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 2 months ago
Sweet revenge.
iggyman about 2 months ago
Every time I buy a set of sheets, I wonder how they get them into that little plastic bag!
juicebruce about 2 months ago
Just Say “NO” to the Fitted Beasts … ;-)
j_m_kuehl about 2 months ago
I just put them back on the Bed
jbordzol about 2 months ago
I don’t let my husband fold sheets!
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Why didn’t they fold them TOGETHER?!
duggersd Premium Member about 2 months ago
My wife can fold them and fold them quite nicely. My daughter says it is some sort of witchcraft.
DOOFUS-2 about 2 months ago
I use the bedposts to hold 2 corners; then 4 corners; then all 4 corners on one post. Works.
mrwiskers about 2 months ago
I launder all the towels and sheets in our house. I like them a certain way because when finished I feel like I’ve accomplished something. I realize how the law of diminishing returns is playing a larger role in my 75 years, but I take good feelings where I can.
1953Baby about 2 months ago
My sister knows how to do this. . .I always “let” her fold the fitted sheets. It’s her speshul talent. . .
david_42 about 2 months ago
It’s really simple: Find a corner and put it over one hand. Move along the edge until you find the next corner. Match it to the first corner: inside to inside, outside to outside. Once all four corners are stacked, shake it out and fold.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’m afraid threats won’t work, Earl! Just throw it in the drawer!
sloaches about 2 months ago
I slit the sheet
The sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet I sit
(say this three times fast, preferably before the first cup of coffee)
SamT53 about 2 months ago
My way isn’t perfect, but it’s better than looking like a wadded up pup tent. Which, not coincidentally, is how mine used to look.
bittenbyknittin about 2 months ago
I don’t fold them, just put them back on the bed.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
I’m more of a towel folding kinda guy lol
win.45mag about 2 months ago
I don’t even TRY to fold them. I just ball them up, literally, and put them on the shelf. The saying “That shirt looks like you slept in it”, is true. Your going to sleep on them and wrinkle them up, so why bother folding them nice? Plus, when you pull them tight, most of the wrinkles disappear.
SofaKing about 2 months ago
While I had three sets of sheets, I washed the set I had been using then put them right back on, therefore no folding necessary.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Earl, Earl, Earl. You rolled the towels because they take up less space when rolled instead of folded. It works for sheets as well.
zeexenon about 2 months ago
And, they’re the best when you refill oil in your car, but forged to install the drain plug first.
piperw about 2 months ago
I just take the sheets and stuff them into the matching pillow case
the lost wizard about 2 months ago
Been there, screwed that up. :)
mreardon53 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Well, that’s why they are called fitted sheets. They give you a fit.
elgrecousa Premium Member about 2 months ago
Folding fitted sheets is yet another case where the harder you try the less successful you end up.
anomalous4 about 2 months ago
Just shows to go ya, Earl needs more practice.
zarilla about 2 months ago
Mine are “fitted” but they don’t stay that way. Sloppy.
Escapee about 2 months ago
I roll the sheets up and put them in a pillow case. If the linen closet police take away my folding privileges, that’s OK with me!
ANIMAL about 2 months ago
SHE probably can’t do it EITHER
djtenltd about 2 months ago
I agree. Fitted sheets can be a real PITA to fold because they have no corners like regular sheets.
ellisaana Premium Member about 2 months ago
Our headboard has two cubbies with sliding doors. They are perfectly sized to hold sheets. The folded flat ones & pillow cases go in one cubby. The balled-up fitted sheet goes in the other.
kjnrun about 2 months ago
It is not as difficult as everyone makes it out to be.
cracker65 about 2 months ago
I tried it a couple times and gave up
OshkoshJohn about 2 months ago
Stuff the fitted sheets into their drawer a few times, and having failed appreciating your mate’s folding preferences, you will receive either acceptance or a beatdown…it’s your call.
angelolady Premium Member about 2 months ago
I fold about 3 times, then wad them up into a ball. Too much bother! LOL
6foot6 about 2 months ago
I just fold and fold and fold and it still looks like its never been folded.
cafed00d Premium Member about 2 months ago
You dodged a bullet there, Earl. If you would have succeeded in folding that fitted sheet, then sheet folding would be you responsibility from now on.
pamela welch Premium Member about 2 months ago
I have a dirty laundry basket and a clean/dryer basket; after that rotten sheet is washed/dried, I keep it in the bottom of the dryer basket til the next sheet day. Ergo, no more frustration of the non-foldable sheet!
paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago
If it isn’t going right back on the bed after being washed and dried, then I fold it into something resembling a rectangle without too much excess sticking out. Life’s too short!
KingDavidLane about 2 months ago
Folding anything is a waste of time. Even if it needs to be put away in a drawer just roll it instead. Quicker and no creases.
neatslob Premium Member about 2 months ago
Back in the old days, being able to fold a fitted sheet was proof of witchcraft.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 month ago
Fitted sheets are the worst invention ever. As a well-known Tolkien character once said, “we hates them, Precious!”
jessebob42 about 1 month ago
Come on Earl. Break the fourth wall. Tell Opal to look at panel #4. >:-D
Cathy P. about 1 month ago
I don’t fold. I wash, then out of the dryer, back on the bed.