Pickles by Brian Crane for October 11, 2024

Next, he’ll get his nose hairs tangled.

Another of MANY.

Just think of all the experiences she would have missed had she not fallen deeply in love for Earl.

A brush caught in Earl’s brush, how ironic!

Watch out for those eyelash curlers.

Think somehow Earl will lose his mustache.

a million years?

dang!

Ⅰ knew Opal was old,but had no idea

Hate to think what the other ones were.

Last “never thought I’d say” sentence for me was back in the nineties, when The Beatles were issuing the BBC recordings and “Anthology.” I walked up to the counter clerk, and, in full realization, asked, “Have you got the new Beatles album?”

Jackson Browne said, "Here are some English words you’ve never before heard assembled in this order— Hey, who’s the banjo player that owns this Porsche?

Another reason to stay clean shaven, Earl!

You couldn’t do this if you tried.

how can you get toothbrush tangled up in your mustache??

So. . .no mustache trim day before yesterday, huh. . . .

Just cut around it.

I have no comment today – sorry

There’s a great Subreddit for exactly this. Collecting weirdo sentences from real-life places. r/brandnewsentence. Here’s a news article headline someone posted there recently:

“A Japanese company has released caffeinated instant ramen that can be sucked out of a tube, for gamers.”

Let’s watch what happens when she trims his nose hair.

Yup. It’s a googlenope, so noone has ever said it.

Another might be:" Well. At least he didn’t impale himself…"

Well on to her beautician for a special wax-job.

Was he buffing his nose hairs again?

A spit-shine is sufficient, Earl!

Ha! It rarely ends up being what you signed up for.

Solution: shave it off!

First get scissors with the rounded ends to free the toothbrush then get the razor and get rid of the rest of the mustache.

I think it would be a lot worse if the electric toothbrush got entangled in his nose hair. OUCHHHHH

Something that can’t be said in a family strip.

I would have walked out and let him fix his own mess. Or maybe I would have grabbed a camera. It would depend on the day. It’s possible I would have cut the hairs for him, on a good day. So many options.

A knitting needle makes a good fid for untangling fine threads.

I can’t believe she at some point thought I’ll never that.