Pickles by Brian Crane for October 28, 2024

Muffin is neither of those.

Muffin should have been named “anal cavity”

My cat’s name is Nature. Because she abhors the vacuum.

Everyone laughs but I couldn’t resist naming my dachshund Limo (as in Limousine) it’s fitting for an extra long doggy!

What is the opposite of “Roscoe?”

I named my cat (rescued, not really wanted) after a Shakespeare character. If I had to have a cat, at least she should have a classy name . Cordelia) Mostly, I call her “Kitty”

I do not think the cat likes you Earl!

Opal needs new glasses…

I would not be as relaxed and calm as Earl is. I would show Muffin how to fly away. Kick him- not squeeze him.

What’s warm and sweet to one person is not warm or sweet to another.

I had a demon cat once, that used to hide and then attack people as they entered a room. You never knew where he was, but you knew he was there, waiting. I called him Kato after Kato in The Pink Panther.

Yes and Opal should have been named Angel.

Play kick the cat Earl

I have a friend who named her Pit Bull “Candy”. And actually the dog is very sweet.

Muffin using Earl’s leg as a scratching post

thanks that was my laugh out loud this morning :)

Awwwwww…….. she LOVES you

The curtains must be at the cleaners.

The point is in my leg, dear.

Carve us a Grizzle bear, Muffy !!

Right now, Muffin isn’t living up to her name……..

Muffin using my leg as a scratching post, would’ve lasted about one second, before Muffin would get a life changing lesson.

Well, Muffin is soft and warm at least.

Muffin is shredding his leg.