Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 23, 2022

Don’t worry. No one reads anymore anyway…

You were slimmer in paperback.

Maybe if you became Cliff Notes you’d be well read?

He’s getting old, time worry about what it will say on your tome stone.

No-no, the plot ”widens”…

My library over-floweth …..

You look bummed out – that’s heavy, man.

With a different outlook, it could be so cool – that’d also be heavy, man.

Libraries are good for your circulation.

That speaks volumes about you. :)

More Haiku, less backstory.

The next frame would be, the Plot of the Unknown Novel.

You’d still look good with the right jacket.

But you might want to cut back a bit on the pulp.

“Book ‘em Dano” sounds better than “E-Book ‘em Dano” …!

So, grow a spine, and do something about it.

Bravo ALL of you! BRAVO!