There was a tragic story of a small airplane pilot in Arizona who had to make an emergency landing. He managed to land the plane in the desert but he also managed to hit the only Saguaro cactus in the area. Hitting it caused the top 3 or 4 feet to break off, which promptly fell onto the cockpit and crushed the poor pilot.
I was just flying along and there it was… that’s not on me is it?
I was just orbiting like I’m s‘posed to… you know… keeping it under 17,500 per hour… and there it was… it just JUMPED out in front of me! That’s it’s fault, right?
It just came outa nowhere! Am I gonna get a ticket for this?
C almost 2 years ago
The advent of female pilots
Imagine almost 2 years ago
There was a tragic story of a small airplane pilot in Arizona who had to make an emergency landing. He managed to land the plane in the desert but he also managed to hit the only Saguaro cactus in the area. Hitting it caused the top 3 or 4 feet to break off, which promptly fell onto the cockpit and crushed the poor pilot.
Ubintold almost 2 years ago
I guess the student failed the driver’s test.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Now help me push the moon back where it belongs and let’s get out of here before anyone notices.
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
At least this bunch got off the ground!
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
The instructor wasn’t paying attention evidently…
blackman2732 almost 2 years ago
Timmy’s dream of being a getaway driver for the intergalactic bank robbers never materialized.
russef almost 2 years ago
So THAT’S what all them dents are from!
Dobie Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The usual questions:
It just POPPED-UP! It’s not my fault, right?
I was just flying along and there it was… that’s not on me is it?
I was just orbiting like I’m s‘posed to… you know… keeping it under 17,500 per hour… and there it was… it just JUMPED out in front of me! That’s it’s fault, right?
It just came outa nowhere! Am I gonna get a ticket for this?
patiodragon almost 2 years ago
That’s amore!
cactusbob333 almost 2 years ago
Aaarrrrggghhh! We’re covered in green cheese.
jamestipton222 almost 2 years ago
It’s HAL’s fault.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Shut off the ignition”?, replies the instructor, “Were out of fuel, so that won’t matter now”.
hooglah almost 2 years ago
Democrat driver.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
No, just hit reverse and floor it!!!
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
I want to hear him explain the damage to Mom and Dad. (It’s their spaceship)
the lost wizard almost 2 years ago
Mr. Rogers. We need to speak about about your son Buck’s piloting. :)
The Brooklyn Accent almost 2 years ago
And now he’s being followed by a moon shadow.
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
Or, you could just put it in light-speed and get the heck out of there.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
“To infinity and …” just got a text message …!
DM2860 almost 2 years ago
Based on comparative size to the moon, that is about the size of an Executor-class Star Dreadnought Star Destroyer.
spaced man spliff almost 2 years ago
Landed right in Moon River.
RWill almost 2 years ago
I wonder if I can type “frickin’” in the comments without getting my account susp
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I laughed so hard I cried!!!!!