Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 31, 2023

What? No Gen Alpha?

Eh, what’s up Doc?

I’m shooting for Gen PEZ. Can’t find anybody to install the hinge in my neck.

I’m still struggling with Gen-der.

It’s okay, we’ll be saved by…DUCK DODGERS in the 24th 1/2 Century!

I’ve always loved Marvin’s brush !

He might be successful this time.

Ah. But, will there be an Earth-Shattering KA-BOOM? It won’t be any fun without an Earth-Shattering KA-BOOM!

That’s the problem with alphabetical generations.

“Oh, That Wasn’t A Bit Nice. You Have Made Me Very Angry. Very Angry Indeed!” — Marvin

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, not Alluvium!

I hope I’m not the only one that immediately imagined hundreds of people doing their best “Marvin” impressions as soon as they started reading this.

I’m thinkin’ Gen Z won’t be the last. I’ll bet we just start over on the Greek alphabet… like the WMO does when they run out of Hurricane names.

Not quite. Much like the Star Wars saga, the generation names started in the middle.

Another Acme product…

He could do all that destruction – with one crank? No wonder the Bunny beat him!

To the MOON, Ralph!

My husband’s grandmother told me years ago that changing keys on the piano was to “modulate”. Of course, Marvin came to mind immediately.

Haha my brain read this in the voice of the character! lol

Delays, delays. No apologies necessary. Gen X needs to see the whole Loony Tunes and Merry Melodies catalogues uncut and uncensored. I tell my wife she’s beautiful and she says, “Yes I know it. I can’t help it.” Those who know, know.

Oh no we ain’t … next comes “AA…”

Th..Th..Th..Th That’s All Folks …‼️

It, huff huff, makes him, huff huff, so very angry!

I love Marvin the Martian! Space Modulator lol

Maybe he’s trying to avoid a copyright violation, but it’s Illudium PU-36.

Look again! Gen AA…

I read that in Marvin’s voice!

All those years of watching cartoons and this didn’t even dawn on me.

I don’t want to split hares (Sorry, Bugs!), but, wasn’t that the “Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator?”

Don’t worry about trying to destroy the earth – we seem to be doing that all on our own.