I tell people, “sure would love to as long as you honor house rules, we are nudists so just leave your clothes on the coat hooks inside the door”. So far, no one has taken me up on it.
“Strange” it was that when they came to my door, the only language I seemed able to speak or understand was a minor East-European one, which none of the JWs even seemed able to identify. The lovely irony was that what little I new of that language was taught to me by a non-invasive Jehovah’s Witness. (Six weeks of a course before I learned that she was JW.)
Past tense, since none have come to my door in the decades I’ve been at my current address.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
Well played.
C about 1 year ago
Not now or ever, would make for a shorter sentence
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
About the same.
Qiset about 1 year ago
The calculations of hash table entries are so interesting.
Gent about 1 year ago
New religions just keeps popping up eh.
blunebottle about 1 year ago
Alternative: Come in! I’d like to tell you all about my MLM business opportunity…
Pharmakeus Ubik about 1 year ago
They have some very particular and peculiar fetishes.
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
she went to the wrong house…
Dobie Premium Member about 1 year ago
BRILLIANT!! They can just call it a draw and go about their way!
I wanna start using that! Especially on people that wanna talk to me about my cars warranty.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is exactly why everybody needs a hobby.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
First ..don’t answer the door!
rodney about 1 year ago
I tell people, “sure would love to as long as you honor house rules, we are nudists so just leave your clothes on the coat hooks inside the door”. So far, no one has taken me up on it.
22Wu33/es Premium Member about 1 year ago
stalemate
FassEddie about 1 year ago
Fire up the lead pots! Drop the portcullis!
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I see that the squirrel has remained wisely silent.
dpatrickryan Premium Member about 1 year ago
Apparently some people are unfamiliar with the phrase “No. Go away.”
mpolo11 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Only if you want to hear about about the benefits of veganism.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
SLAM …!
zeexenon about 1 year ago
How Blondie and Dagwood met.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Religion? Carlin said it best. Can’t repeat it, but to paraphrase “Religion is bovine excrement.”
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago
Bull’s eye!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 year ago
I’ll assume they aren’t married.
T... about 1 year ago
Silly her, bit coin is the new religion…
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
The irony is not lost on me that they show up at your front door at 9 AM on a Saturday morning with a magazine that says “AWAKE”.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 year ago
Score one for the homeowner!
Beowulf 406 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Clever boy.
gammaguy about 1 year ago
“Strange” it was that when they came to my door, the only language I seemed able to speak or understand was a minor East-European one, which none of the JWs even seemed able to identify. The lovely irony was that what little I new of that language was taught to me by a non-invasive Jehovah’s Witness. (Six weeks of a course before I learned that she was JW.)
Past tense, since none have come to my door in the decades I’ve been at my current address.