Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 28, 2023

They devil, you say!

There’s not a ghost of a chance of that.

Ralph must be soused.

The Exorcist star Linda Blair is 64 years old now and she still looks amazing.

She is still turning heads.

He just needs to get the hell out of there!

The power of Ahura Mazda compels you!

Exorcising more the only way to keeps yourself in good spirits.

Make spirits disappear. Like whiskey, vodka, gin, rum.

No exorcise? You’d better loosen your Bible Belt.

that’s the spirit…

He’s getting reposessed.

The Devil’s in the De-tails.

No, it’s ok, I don’t care for pea soup.

I’m gonna have to go with Ralph on this one! …

Poor me a Drunk Ghost, Ralph… and pass the bar mix!

… and stop pickin’ all the nuts out of it!!!

Hey, Ralph!! If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get re-possessed?

The sow is mine!

DeMon-day quip after a hard partying weekend.

Drink up Ralph, possession is 9/10 of the law.

Nothing funnier than a lazy priest.

Go away ghost, I want to watch TV.

HOLY GHOST, Fatman …!

Thicker Book, heavier Bell and use those huge scented Candles.

He’s gotten a lot Father behind in his work.

Join a Hym

OK Gouls let’s raise his easy chair very slowly and see if the old boy can still make holy water.

Funny, when I make spirits disappear is exactly when the spirits seem to appear.

He doesn’t have a ghost of a chance

Funny…even before I saw what was in the squirrel’s hand, that’s what I was thinking of! Lol!!

No deviled eggs for that guy.