Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 09, 2024

Unsubscribe.

It’s going to be difficult to get out of that subscription…

Some of them cost an arm and a leg. This here costs your life.

Not tells me deleted files will goes to the underground recycle bin.

$2.99 for an additional 200 gigabytes, please.

get off my cloud…

You get an unlimited power supply if you do.

Download it on a Dial-up Ralph!

Onedrive stole all the photos from our computers and lost them. I want backup, not outright theft. When I want to look at my photos I want them right here. No more onedrive!

No, I don’t want to upgrade.

If cloud storage is full, you just might have to downgrade.

A few more coins in the collection plate each week is a good investment.

My phone just started telling me that storage is full and can’t receive messages. I have no idea what that means. I haven’t stored anything.

Are those the Bill “Pearly” Gates?

This message brought to you by Doxing Ink (sic) …!

Shoulda read the fine print! ;-)

I think per most western theology, once you’re already dead, it’s too late to upgrade.

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This has deep, though unintended, server implications.

seems like everyone I know is having cloud storage issues.

hopefully they don’t check his browser history!

I don’t think theres enough memory for my life and adventures.