Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 26, 2021

You can’t get there from here.

Well, can you give me the walking, biking, flying and driving times to normal normal?

At this point I’ll take any way by any route to even getting close to normal.

Normal normal is highly overrated. But then again, driving past Normal, Illinois is the closest I have ever come to being "normal’.

NORML is just a toke in that direction…

Home of the University of Illinois!

About 300,000,000 vaccinations from here.

My wife got her teaching degree from Illinois State in Normal.

I grew up not that far from Normal. There’s a town near it called Oblong. Along with that is the old joke about the wedding announcement in the paper that read: “Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman.”

Sandwich is north of Normal.

I knew normal.

Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.

It’s right next to Towanda. About an hour and a half from here.

I’d prefer the old normal (not just before the pandemic, but before the great divide occurred in our society)

“Take a left at the light. Then, just keep driving.”

To get to Normal, you have to find route 98.6.

Outside the US, you look for the 37.

Does anyone remember the “Oblong man marries Normal woman” headline?

You go down the road to Impeachment, then Conviction, and continue on to Indictments, which is in a couple different states. After that, you will find yourself seeing Unity in the distance. Just follow directions at that point. You will likely have to pass through Accountability.

First, you have to find the space/time continuem just down the road past the red barn. Go into it and after setting the gauge to zero press enter and you will be there in no time flat …

How about Eerie, Indiana?