Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 29, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Once we get on board the pirate ship, we'll need to take out as many goons as possible. Breezy: K... Rip Haywire: You got the last two, this lunk's mine. Voice: Come out! We've got the girl! Rip Haywire: Nuts! Think, Haywire. Think! Man: Yo... I just saw an extremely handsome yet craven dude jump overboard... He looked like me, but without our awesome pirate make up.
How long did it take him to get that makeup on his face?