Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 14, 2019

iirc mark Trail used to smoke a pipe in a kids’ comic. Today you can’t smoke a pipe in an ‘adult entertainment’ venue.

Rip only read Mark Trail for the action, of course.

Welcome to Mutual of Haywire’s wild freakin’ kingdom. Today we look at the common lady vulture…sorry, she ain’t no lady…

Ha ha ha. It’s your turn now, James Allen!

I am thoroughly enjoying this arc, and so is Rip. But, if recent arcs are any indication, Rip will be konked on the head by the butt of a gun soon.

And did Rip leave Harle- I mean, Doug’s motorcycle at the gas station?

Rip; I know it’s against your code to (normally) strike a woman, especially a seemingly defenseless one. But in the case you caught to at least consider making an exception. (Or. just gag her one.)

Mark Trail ain’t just about wildlife. He blows up boats too.

I wanna see a Rip Haywire-Mark Trail cage match! Who would win: Giggling Knuckles or the Fist of Justice®?

I aint no lady

I thought the 3:10 was going to Yuma.

SHE’S NO LADY!

KA-MARK TRAIL!

ka-cherry

Strange, now I have this odd hankering for a stack of flapjacks with maple syrup.

I’m suddenly reminded of Lorne Greene’s New Wilderness.