The following joke requires a preface for some who read it. I know that any ethnic group can be part of the Jewish faith. Try not to let that get in the way:
An old woman approaches a man of obvious Asian extraction and asks him, “Excuse me, Sir. Are you Jewish?”
“No, Ma’am; I’m Japanese.”
Not satisfied, the woman says, “Really? You truly are not Jewish?”
“Madam, I told you – I’m Japanese.”
“Are you SURE you’re not Jewish?”
The man looks heavenward and throws his hands up in despair. “All RIGHT, Lady! I’m Jewish!”
That’s odd,” she says. “You certainly don’t look Jewish.”
The following joke requires a preface for some who read it. I know that any ethnic group can be part of the Jewish faith. Try not to let that get in the way:
An old woman approaches a man of obvious Asian extraction and asks him, “Excuse me, Sir. Are you Jewish?”
“No, Ma’am; I’m Japanese.”
Not satisfied, the woman says, “Really? You truly are not Jewish?”
“Madam, I told you – I’m Japanese.”
“Are you SURE you’re not Jewish?”
The man looks heavenward and throws his hands up in despair. “All RIGHT, Lady! I’m Jewish!”
That’s odd,” she says. “You certainly don’t look Jewish.”