The following joke requires a preface for some who read it. I know that any ethnic group can be part of the Jewish faith. Try not to let that get in the way:
An old woman approaches a man of obvious Asian extraction and asks him, “Excuse me, Sir. Are you Jewish?”
“No, Ma’am; I’m Japanese.”
Not satisfied, the woman says, “Really? You truly are not Jewish?”
“Madam, I told you – I’m Japanese.”
“Are you SURE you’re not Jewish?”
The man looks heavenward and throws his hands up in despair. “All RIGHT, Lady! I’m Jewish!”
That’s odd,” she says. “You certainly don’t look Jewish.”
Rock balancing acts and black-footed ferrets are nature’s examples of its diversity and wonder. Frozen dead guy as guest host at a party? Have to hope they didn’t decorate him with candles.
I hope my ethnic story doesn’t offend any more than our Jewish, Italian, or Asian jokes! Well here goes…a young African American man is standing on a corner waiting for the light to change and for what ever reason he mutters out loud “Lord”! A voice comes out of the sky and says “Yes you called?” The puzzled and somewhat startled young man says “Who is that?” The voice says “It is I, the Lord, how can I help you?” The man says “If you really are the Lord, I have some questions!” The Lord says “Ask and I shall answer!” “Well says the young man, Now understand I am not complaining but, why did you make my hair like this?” The Lord responded “I gave you course hair so that it wouldn’t become entangled in the thick brambles of the jungle!” “Hmmmm…OK.” says the young man. He continues with “well then why did you give me such long, skinny legs?” “So that would be able to chase and catch your prey in the jungle!” “Oh yeah…I guess” “Lord why did you make my skin so dark?” “I gave you a dark complexion so that you might endure the equatorial heat in Africa!” “Really?” “One more question Lord.” “Yes, my son said the Lord”“What the hell am I doing in Cleveland?”What the hell am I doin hangin round here! See ya later! Joe out!
In 2013, some men deliberately toppled a balancing rock in Utah. They put a video of it on YouTube. They agreed to a plea deal where they avoided jail or prison time, but had to pay thousands of dollars.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
How is that Coloradan festival doing now? Is it still able to be held despite this pandemic?
eromlig over 3 years ago
The following joke requires a preface for some who read it. I know that any ethnic group can be part of the Jewish faith. Try not to let that get in the way:
An old woman approaches a man of obvious Asian extraction and asks him, “Excuse me, Sir. Are you Jewish?”
“No, Ma’am; I’m Japanese.”
Not satisfied, the woman says, “Really? You truly are not Jewish?”
“Madam, I told you – I’m Japanese.”
“Are you SURE you’re not Jewish?”
The man looks heavenward and throws his hands up in despair. “All RIGHT, Lady! I’m Jewish!”
That’s odd,” she says. “You certainly don’t look Jewish.”
Bilan over 3 years ago
Ferrets may be destructive in the wild, but they make great pets. They arguably have more personality than any other pet.
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Can we please bring back dodos? I don’t know, I just think it would be funny.
cornshell over 3 years ago
Guest artist?
JDP_Huntington Beach over 3 years ago
Pivot Rock and Dolly Parton have a lot in common.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
I take my hat off to the geniuses who came up with the name “Frozen dead guy days” for the festival in Colorado. The sheer ingenuity is unbelievable.
FassEddie over 3 years ago
That dead guy looks like he was rendered by Robert Crumb!
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Rock balancing acts and black-footed ferrets are nature’s examples of its diversity and wonder. Frozen dead guy as guest host at a party? Have to hope they didn’t decorate him with candles.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
It is important that we ferret out the truth about these things.
Take care, may volunteer chandelier duster Marlene “Sniffy” Gufford be with you, and gesundheit.
artegal over 3 years ago
So where do they store the frozen guy the rest of the year?
ncorgbl over 3 years ago
Pivot Rock in Arkansas is secretly held from behind by Darryl, aka bigfoot.
Elizabeth Ann is hoping for a boy.
This year Ole is hoping for a warmer reception.
dv1093 over 3 years ago
Would it be possible to clone wooly mammoth dna with an elephant? That would be cool.
joefearsnothing over 3 years ago
I hope my ethnic story doesn’t offend any more than our Jewish, Italian, or Asian jokes! Well here goes…a young African American man is standing on a corner waiting for the light to change and for what ever reason he mutters out loud “Lord”! A voice comes out of the sky and says “Yes you called?” The puzzled and somewhat startled young man says “Who is that?” The voice says “It is I, the Lord, how can I help you?” The man says “If you really are the Lord, I have some questions!” The Lord says “Ask and I shall answer!” “Well says the young man, Now understand I am not complaining but, why did you make my hair like this?” The Lord responded “I gave you course hair so that it wouldn’t become entangled in the thick brambles of the jungle!” “Hmmmm…OK.” says the young man. He continues with “well then why did you give me such long, skinny legs?” “So that would be able to chase and catch your prey in the jungle!” “Oh yeah…I guess” “Lord why did you make my skin so dark?” “I gave you a dark complexion so that you might endure the equatorial heat in Africa!” “Really?” “One more question Lord.” “Yes, my son said the Lord”“What the hell am I doing in Cleveland?”What the hell am I doin hangin round here! See ya later! Joe out!
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
The real mystery is why someone named a ferret ‘Elizabeth Ann’.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
You need a 24 hour guard on Pivot Rock, or some a**hole will deliberately tip it over.
Jogger2 over 3 years ago
In 2013, some men deliberately toppled a balancing rock in Utah. They put a video of it on YouTube. They agreed to a plea deal where they avoided jail or prison time, but had to pay thousands of dollars.
drycurt over 3 years ago
Why is “ten times smaller” easier to understand then “one tenth”? I don’t understand.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
Elizabeth Ann is not a species unto herself.
strodgers over 3 years ago
No such as “Ten Times Smaller” One-tenth, people! Explain how something can be something times smaller.
miguelservicios over 3 years ago
“Ten Times Smaller” is imposible. -“One Tenth the size of its top” is the actual fact.
dmagoon209 over 3 years ago
What’s Pivot Rock’s center of gravity?
Craig Westlake over 3 years ago
Seems appropriate for the Arkansas state seal…
ekke over 3 years ago
Isn’t freezing a Norwegian sort of redundant?
aussie399 Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s NOT ten times smaller.It’s one tenth the size.That is how you compare the size of something to another thing that is larger.