There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.
They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says, “Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu.”
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes, “Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two, and I buck one and Tim buck two.”
I’m wondering why the Olympics were ever revived in the first place. It hasn’t brought the world closer together or brought peace to the world. Neither has the United Nations, for that matter.
…and I was grumbling about breakdance as an olympic sport! (What’s next, ballroom dancing?)I’m a conservative when it comes to the Olympics. The only activities I would allow are Track and Field.
ha! “Pistol dueling was an Olympic sport. No, they didn’t use real bullets — they were made of wax. Pistol duels debuted in the 1908 London Olympics ..”
In The Quiet Man “Red” Danaher & “Trooper Thorn” Thornton took a break for a stout in the middle of their donnybrook. I don’t believe either Marquess of Queensbury or London Prize Ring rules allow that.
wooleys2001 about 1 month ago
Poetry can take a lot out of you.
The Duke about 1 month ago
Ballooning at the Olympics? Somebody is full of hot air!
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
Everything evolves
oldpine52 about 1 month ago
Trying to justify having break dancing in the olympics?
Bilan about 1 month ago
Did they check to see if the poets were taking steroids?
Grumpy Old Guy about 1 month ago
If nothing more, Break Dancing this year generated a lot of memes…
mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago
Nice effort but “There once was a man from Parie” is not going to get you into medal contention.
pnemonic about 1 month ago
and now breakdancing is an Olympic sport
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
And just what was in that drink? Inquiring minds need to know.
goboboyd about 1 month ago
The wind shifted and NOBODY crossed the finish line.
cmerb about 1 month ago
I’m sorry , but just how did that " person " pass the physical ? I always thought that a woman’s genitalia and a mans were a little different ?
chaosed2 about 1 month ago
When poetry was in the Olympics, did Australia submit limericks?
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.
They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says, “Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu.”
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes, “Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two, and I buck one and Tim buck two.”
RLG Premium Member about 1 month ago
How about the lyre-playing?
DawnQuinn1 about 1 month ago
When crochet becomes an “Olympic Sport”…I am done watching sports. At this rate of stupidity, it just might become one.
e.groves about 1 month ago
Curling is a Winter Olympics sport, why isn’t shuffleboard in the Summer Olympics?
19JRL44 about 1 month ago
So was town planning an Olympic sport.
artegal about 1 month ago
I would say poetry was more like an Olympic event rather than a sport.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’m wondering why the Olympics were ever revived in the first place. It hasn’t brought the world closer together or brought peace to the world. Neither has the United Nations, for that matter.
diegot 30 days ago
…and I was grumbling about breakdance as an olympic sport! (What’s next, ballroom dancing?)I’m a conservative when it comes to the Olympics. The only activities I would allow are Track and Field.
oakie817 30 days ago
ha! “Pistol dueling was an Olympic sport. No, they didn’t use real bullets — they were made of wax. Pistol duels debuted in the 1908 London Olympics ..”
Scott S 30 days ago
In The Quiet Man “Red” Danaher & “Trooper Thorn” Thornton took a break for a stout in the middle of their donnybrook. I don’t believe either Marquess of Queensbury or London Prize Ring rules allow that.
Petemejia77 30 days ago
Did the poets have a cornerman to massage their fingers and clean the quills?
chain gang charlie 30 days ago
Poetry should be a competitive sport…Ever try something to rhyme something to"Orange" ….…
eromlig 30 days ago
Tug-O-War was also an Olympic event.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 27 days ago
And t hen The Girl From Nantucket spoiled everything….