He says, “I bet anyone $50 they can’t bring me a musical instrument this octopus can’t play.”
People in the bar look around, talk amongst themselves, and someone brings up an acoustic guitar. The octopus looks at the guitar, tests the strings, tunes it, and begins playing a country song.
Next somebody brings a trumpet. The octopus looks at the trumpet, adjusts the keys, licks its lips, and begins playing a jazz solo on the trumpet.
The bartender’s been watching this. He goes out back, and after a few minutes comes back with a set of bagpipes. He sets the bagpipes on the counter and says, _"I bet you $100 the octopus can’t play this.
The octopus takes the bagpipes and looks at them. Then turns them over and looks at them from another angle. Then turns them again.
The guy’s getting impatient. “Quit screwing around, just start playing.”
The octopus says, “Play? First I have to figure out how to take her pajamas off!”
The Choo-Choo from the term “Choo-Choo train” is NOT referring to the whistle. It refers to the sound that the old steam locomotives made when they were under way that sounded like chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff. And the whistle went TOOT TOOT! But my grandkids all think that the whistle goes choo-choo.
Calvin for President ! about 9 hours ago
I hope they are not allergic to peanut butter .
Leroy about 9 hours ago
However, the female manta ray with the peanut butter is more interested in finding a jellyfish.
Pickled Pete about 6 hours ago
Man walks into a bar with an octopus
He says, “I bet anyone $50 they can’t bring me a musical instrument this octopus can’t play.”
People in the bar look around, talk amongst themselves, and someone brings up an acoustic guitar. The octopus looks at the guitar, tests the strings, tunes it, and begins playing a country song.
Next somebody brings a trumpet. The octopus looks at the trumpet, adjusts the keys, licks its lips, and begins playing a jazz solo on the trumpet.
The bartender’s been watching this. He goes out back, and after a few minutes comes back with a set of bagpipes. He sets the bagpipes on the counter and says, _"I bet you $100 the octopus can’t play this.
The octopus takes the bagpipes and looks at them. Then turns them over and looks at them from another angle. Then turns them again.
The guy’s getting impatient. “Quit screwing around, just start playing.”
The octopus says, “Play? First I have to figure out how to take her pajamas off!”
Pickled Pete about 6 hours ago
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On this day in history, Oct 28:
1978 — Bobby Orr, (the greatest hockey player who ever put on a pair of skates), scores his last career NHL goal..
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Get your tentacles off me Herbert! I’m NOT in the mood! WHANG!!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 4 hours ago
I use vaseline to help keep my dash cams on the front and back windshields.
davidob about 3 hours ago
I see things are going swimmingly. :)
TomPettit about 2 hours ago
The Choo-Choo from the term “Choo-Choo train” is NOT referring to the whistle. It refers to the sound that the old steam locomotives made when they were under way that sounded like chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff. And the whistle went TOOT TOOT! But my grandkids all think that the whistle goes choo-choo.
markhughw about 2 hours ago
Also, Octopi are know to enlist fish to help them hunt for prey and punch them with their tentacles is they are not cooperating well.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Octopi resemble married human couples with some extra “arms” thrown in.
poppacapsmokeblower 36 minutes ago
And then there were Reese’s Manta Pieces.