Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 23, 2016

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    oldpine52  about 8 years ago

    …drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry…

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Them good ol’ boys were drinking whiskey and rye…

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    Ron-Ar  about 8 years ago

    Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die (or maybe get pied)

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    smitty72  about 8 years ago

    I see I’m not the only one here old enough to get it.

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    Oxnate  about 8 years ago

    I met a girl who sang the blues—and I asked her for some happy news—but she just smiled and turned away.

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    eddie6192  about 8 years ago

    Tough audience.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 8 years ago

    A left-handed compliment to his guitar playing.

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    Cerabooge  about 8 years ago

    A farewell to mathematics.

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    Says the pie : " I don’t know why you say good bye, I say hello"

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    I was was a teenage bronkin’ buck

    with a pink carnation and a pickup truck.

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    matzam Premium Member about 8 years ago

    but I knew I was out of luck

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    zippykatz  about 8 years ago

    It was an ode to The Big Bopper, Buddy Holly, and Richie Valens. Killed in a small plane crash on 2-3-59. I remember it. Waylon Jennings stayed off the plane…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 8 years ago

    ♫ Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Now do you believe in rock and roll? Can music save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow? ♫

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