Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 27, 2019

This must mean i am going to win the lottery. I always said i would win when pigs fly.

Why are the pegasus’s hooves red?

It’s the rare and elusive Quillmane!

Whoa! Better get a stout umbrella!!

Greek mythology meets Pink Floyd mythology!

I’ve often seen a horsefly, but I haven’t yet seen a pig fly.

Pigasus is headed for a long queue to keep bored people entertained.

Pigasus is about to run into some choppy air.

Sign at Jimmy John’s sandwich shop: “Pigs can fly. They just have to be made into sandwiches first.” (OK, JJ, where’s my comp?)

Yaaaay all things are possible now…..

Yippee!!!!

Suddenly bird poop doesn’t seem so bad.

Oh SHIT: Flying mammals!

Nice to see a little imagination at liberty.

I be done seen about everything…

I’ve never seen butterfly.

“No pig should go sky diving during monsoon.”