So, he lied about knowing how to play the violin.
Does he give you two sob stories to go with the music?
Trade in the bow for a bowsaw
If he wants to play that violin again, he better start telling the truth
The kids got wood for brains. Go under yer nose ya dang idgit!
Love the look on Jiminey Cricket’s face…
I guess his music does not have the ring of truth about it.
Fiddle sticks
bow down
Lying often has unforeseen consequences.
He might claim he was just fiddling with the facts a bit, but the nose knows he was straight-faced lying.
That’s one way to start a fire.
It doesn’t matter, he’s got no strings.
Perhaps if he fine tunes his story.
Not to be nosy, but it’s rumored a large proboscis is indicative of being well endowed, is that true?
He needs to take up the musical saw.
A little drilling will allow for playing violin accompanied by nose flute.
OK, rosin-up your nose!
*snif
oldpine52 about 2 months ago
So, he lied about knowing how to play the violin.
electricshadow Premium Member about 2 months ago
Does he give you two sob stories to go with the music?
potfarmer about 2 months ago
Trade in the bow for a bowsaw
bignatefantic2.0 about 2 months ago
If he wants to play that violin again, he better start telling the truth
mywifeslover about 2 months ago
The kids got wood for brains. Go under yer nose ya dang idgit!
kucpa Premium Member about 2 months ago
Love the look on Jiminey Cricket’s face…
E.Z. Smith Premium Member about 2 months ago
I guess his music does not have the ring of truth about it.
robolt about 2 months ago
Fiddle sticks
HOTLOTUS1 about 2 months ago
bow down
Doug K about 2 months ago
Lying often has unforeseen consequences.
Greg Y about 2 months ago
He might claim he was just fiddling with the facts a bit, but the nose knows he was straight-faced lying.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 months ago
That’s one way to start a fire.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
It doesn’t matter, he’s got no strings.
Lablubber about 2 months ago
Perhaps if he fine tunes his story.
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
Not to be nosy, but it’s rumored a large proboscis is indicative of being well endowed, is that true?
gammaguy about 2 months ago
He needs to take up the musical saw.
Cerabooge about 2 months ago
A little drilling will allow for playing violin accompanied by nose flute.
samadartson about 2 months ago
OK, rosin-up your nose!
parkerinthehouse about 2 months ago
*snif