Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 16, 2024

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    opjagdad  4 months ago

    Sounds like an arc

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  4 months ago

    Sorta like Catch-22.

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    GumbyDammit223  4 months ago

    Gary: Mmmmm! Extra hazelnut in my coffee!

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    I Mad Am I  4 months ago

    Okay… a fresh body! Tall, muscular, gorgeous hair… but a voice that would shame Tiny Tim and Mickey Mouse. And acting skills that couldn’t get you hired at Chucky Cheese. No? Then how about a diseased body that makes durable adults vomit and children scream and cry? Oh… wait… that’s Deadpool. How about a body that is completely Purple! You would be constantly plagued with people singing about being hunted and eaten!

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Travis has all the time in the jar to ponder and plot

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    SofaKing Premium Member 4 months ago

    I always assumed Travis had a body until Leopold got ahold of him.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Deep Thoughts, by Travis Kierkegaard.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Jane Mansfield would work. :)

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    Gonzojr  4 months ago

    Nice try Travis, but you know you can’t fool the li’l monster.

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    I feel a novel coming on.

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