Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 11, 2024

The pig and the pendulum.

looks a little “Heath Robinson”/“Rube Goldberg machines”

Will that be thick or thin sliced?

Playing the mandoline.

He could also use this on a fresh-baked pizza. Although he’d have to rotate the pizza depending on how many slices he wants.

I hope this is not how Travis lost his body.

I am almost surprised it is not the head of today’s victim. Otherwise, I love it. Gotta keep that blade sharp!

That would also work with some cheese, to pair with the ham. Just sayin’ :D

They say that presentation is key to enjoyment of a meal. If so, then Leopold has taken a simple ham sandwich and raised it to a whole new level.

Nice clean cut…..

I guess that’s one way to slice ham.

Now cut that out!

A regular meat slicer is almost as dangerous.

I like 3-4 thin slices on my sandwich and a few for the refrigerator when I make cheesy ham and eggs for breakfast.

I hope Ham is the only thing Leo will use that swinging blade for…

…who am I kidding…he’s an evil as they come! LOL

Leo, the cold cut King.