I think you got some wires crossed Biz.
A friend said his was once set off by his lawn mower.
You mean it doesn’t change channels on your TV?
With my pacemaker, artificial knee and hearing aids I’m becoming the geriatric Bionic Woman.
Maybe you could work it over in Los Vegas. Try and see if walking by all those one-arm- bandits you could get them to cash out?
“Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.”
My friend with a pacemaker has to not just avoid the body scanner at airports, but endure every invasive manual check the TSA has in their books. Heart patients are very dangerous.
The ceiling fan keeps starting and stopping.
Just so long as it doesn’t interfere with the Internet. . .
This is the sort of thing we have to look forward to as our houses get ‘smarter’.
Bwahahahaha!:o}
I have cochlears I feel his/her pain. I only fly as a last resort
I need one that works like Viagra.
Rick McKee
willispate about 5 years ago
I think you got some wires crossed Biz.
Dean about 5 years ago
A friend said his was once set off by his lawn mower.
wiatr about 5 years ago
You mean it doesn’t change channels on your TV?
Differentname about 5 years ago
With my pacemaker, artificial knee and hearing aids I’m becoming the geriatric Bionic Woman.
littlejohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
Maybe you could work it over in Los Vegas. Try and see if walking by all those one-arm- bandits you could get them to cash out?
Little Caesar about 5 years ago
“Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago
My friend with a pacemaker has to not just avoid the body scanner at airports, but endure every invasive manual check the TSA has in their books. Heart patients are very dangerous.
jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago
The ceiling fan keeps starting and stopping.
1953Baby about 5 years ago
Just so long as it doesn’t interfere with the Internet. . .
prrdh about 5 years ago
This is the sort of thing we have to look forward to as our houses get ‘smarter’.
joefearsnothing about 5 years ago
Bwahahahaha!:o}
Triker2011 about 5 years ago
I have cochlears I feel his/her pain. I only fly as a last resort
zeexenon about 5 years ago
I need one that works like Viagra.