It could be that she preferred the flaky type. Or maybe she already had enough lard to grease all her baking pans. And didn’t need more lard just laying around.
The problem is that his first date was named Kate. His last date was named Edith. The reason that things went wrong was that he tried to have his Kate and Edith too! Ducking!
dadthedawg Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hmmmm…..pie.
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
Translation: He gained so much weight… his bathroom scale is now doing the the lightweight job of weighing out ingredients for his next meal!
Superfrog about 4 years ago
Tart.
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
so, he can’t have his cake and eat it, too…
littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago
It could be that she preferred the flaky type. Or maybe she already had enough lard to grease all her baking pans. And didn’t need more lard just laying around.
eastern.woods.metal about 4 years ago
Could be worse. He could have been “ghosted” by a psychic
Little Caesar about 4 years ago
One cannoli imagine….
Beaker about 4 years ago
If I told my friends I had been desserted by a cute pastry chef, they would say “Way to go Beakster!”
donwalter about 4 years ago
rim shot…
prrdh about 4 years ago
But it was sweet while it lasted…
KEA about 4 years ago
I have a feeling one could do a whole raft of comics with this setup
carlzr about 4 years ago
That really takes the cake.
Linguist about 4 years ago
“And then she took the cannoli and left the gun…”
P51Strega about 4 years ago
Once the other guys found out that she’s easy as pie she iced her relation with him.
Jim Kerner about 4 years ago
The problem is that his first date was named Kate. His last date was named Edith. The reason that things went wrong was that he tried to have his Kate and Edith too! Ducking!
tee929 about 4 years ago
When life is uncertain, EAT DESSERT FIRST!
dimndno about 4 years ago
He didn’t have any dough!
tinstar about 4 years ago
Thought he was too much of a cream puff?