Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 04, 2023

…..and objects may appear larger in this mirror.

Past performance is no guarantee of future results… except here.

Is Cosmo being listed on YELP?

yeh all the women i know have grey hair now.

Yes I ain’t.

Well said, Cosmo, ole boy.

First date at a greasy spoon joint? More like first and last.

YMMV, your mileage may vary

That goes both ways.

Odd thing to say in the middle of a date. She may as well just go home now.

I would suppose it depends on her idea of fun.

you misunderstood, she said fungi

It does look like she has moved closer in the last panel.

Some settling may occur in relationships.

Very clever, great art, I love it…

I’m think’ Cosmo doesn’t have much mileage left in ’im anyway…

“Individual results may vary.”

What about group results?

No, she got you to go out with him, so he would stop calling her. It wasn’t the truth but it was the right thing to do. :)

I was told you were a fun date, too. Guess we both got lied to.

Vary astute, Perfesser.