Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 09, 2024

Well, yacht-ti-da…..

And there it is

This is where size matters!

With YOUR luck, you’ll end up with a guy with a ….. dinghy!!!

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She likes playing yacht-sy.

Typical!

Well, maybe an opportunity – I read somewhere that Melania is thinking of divorce.

A bird related to Henry Ford?

I never cared about the yacht. It’s what’s inside the man that mattered to me.

I once knew a pretty woman that once said she just wanted a rich guy to take care of her. The trouble was she was so mean, no rich guy could tolerate her.

then she doesn’t want to use the internet dating, a Porsche can turn into a Pinto

“I went out with this wealthy guy once and…yachta yachta yachta…he never called me again.”

Yacht!? Yuck!

Ah you just want to sunbathe on the foredeck

She’s not going to find one in Roz’s.

okay… now Santa Baby is playing in my head

Most are white on the exterior. The interior design choices are numerous and that is where the choice of colour comes into play.

an’ he so had his hopes up…for a nanosecond anyway…

Well, that let’s you out, Cosmo. Don’t think she would take kindly to your old DeSoto, even though it is a ‘land yacht’ ! ! ! !

I do believe that I’ve met her…quite briefly.

Now that’s a yacht of baloney.

She’s looking for a catch that can prove it’s not a rowboat. The maximum number of allowed tries is 3.

On the Jack Benny show, Phil Hartman told everyone his future wife was going to have a fur coat, a Cadillac and a big house. They asked him how that was expected to happen on a bandleader’s pay. He replied he would just keep looking until he found a woman who had those things. :)

He eventually married Alice Faye, a fabulously wealthy movie star. Just goes to show you.

She Does care what color his Parachute is, though.

And, when they split the Yacht after the divorce, she wants the Stern because that’s where the outboard Motor is. And, she’s going to need that to get to the virgin Islands for her Recycling.