Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 24, 2024

Jack Frost nipping at your toes…..

Ho, ho, ho! It ain’t next year yet?

Now that is funny!

Bob Wells and Mel Torme would be turning over in their graves!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Chestnuts? What’s a Chestnut? American Chestnuts are extinct, they all died out years ago. The only ones available are from Europe and they are expensive.

microwave is so 80’s, air fryer!

And Jack Frost killed by snow remover.

You want an accurate xmas song? The Season’s Upon Us, by Dropkick Murphys. It’s on Youtube and Spotify.

Chestnuts roasting in an air fryer

Chestnuts? Haven’t seen them anywhere in years. Sad.

Tiny tots, with their screens all aglow…

Korn – Christmas Song

“Santa got run over by a golf cart. {Shrimp and Grits comic strip) 12-16-24

The boys of the NYPD choir were singing “Galway Bay.”

To all, a happy, warm, musical, and bright solstice celebration of your choice.

They should move to S. Florida, where Christmas Carols have no meaning.

Can’t say as I’ve even had (or SEEN) a chestnut.

Air Fryer. In front of the kitchen television with the 24-hour fireplace video.

if they go pop pop pop in the fireplace wouldn’t they explode in the microwave ?

Jawas roasting on an open pyre

Sandman picking at his nose

Jedi tales being sung by the fire

And folks dressed up like 3-pos

Everybody knows black matte lines and that old blue screen

Help to make this film look right.

Tiny droids, LEDs all aglow, will find it hard to sleep this night

They know that Obi-Wan is on his way.

He’s loaded daddy’s old light saber on his sleigh

And every stormtrooper is gonna spy

To see if Jedi really now how to fly.

And so I ’m offering this simple phrase

To Han and Luke and Chewy too,

Although it’s been said many times many ways

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

Now I have to Google whether or not one can roast at chestnut in a microwave …

“Last Christmas” … is Not a Christmas song.

I have a twisted Christmas CD that has a song…Chimpmunks roasting on an open fire, hot sauce dripping off their toes…

“Chestnuts roasting in a microwave…”

Chest nuts gazing at a nudie-film….