Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 29, 2021

“In the snow, uphill both ways. And I was grateful for it.”

That would be a maze-ing.

“There was a crooked mouse, and he walked a crooked mile…”.

“… and then some joker was always moving my cheese.”

That’s absolutely aMAZIng!

To get a piece of corn he would run a maize.

And there was no such thing as GPS

Things are easier. These days you can just call Maze-Dash.

With all those turns, wonder if he was dizzy by the time he got to the cheese?

That’s a-maz-ing grandpa…but I just got this from the frige…

Love those old console games.

Next time you are going through security at the airport, tell your fellow traveler, “I hope there’s a piece of cheese at the end of this maze.”

You had a maze? You were lucky.

Barefoot !

Is that the author of the older motivational book: Who Moved My Cheese?

He must have been aMAZEd.

or department stores in a couple of the when i got to where I needed to go I asked the cashier for my piece of cheese

“I wasn’t as lucky as the other lab rats, I had to smoke four packs of cigarettes a day.”

But to release the trap all you had to do was UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A [START]

Of course, rats and mice don’t really like cheese, they’ll only eat it if there’s nothing else, so it was never used in those mazes.

It was those white mice that got the special treatment.

Amazing!

“Gee, Grandad, that sounds simply a-maze-ing.”

A-maze-ing