Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 18, 2023

You guys might need a couple of days to recover from the hangover.

You don’t want your conscience to be your guide when it’s in this condition.

In the book, Pinocchio killed the Cricket.

I had the cricket with a fine chianti.

As long as you don’t end up in the wood chipper‼️

Ugh, I never liked Pinocchio. Creepy and weird. I do like the song, When You Wish Upon A Star, however. That’s the only redeeming thing about it.

Buddy, you can do OK without the Crickets. Just don’t try to ride in any chartered planes.

(We’re coming up on the 65th anniversary of the Day the Music Died.)

I thought Pinocchio was/is Italian…

I’d say they are ____________! Anybody guess what the blank would be?

I notice that Jimminy is holding what appears to be Dumbo’s “magic” feather – how’s the poor little guy ever going to fly without it?

Pinot…ciao!

Conscience being your guide might be okay if it was properly trained. Too many people have no conscience….

Do their consciences have GPS?

I love it that Pinocchio’s nose is not at all elongated. Wine has a way of making us truthful. :)